Ask anyone "What would be the hardest part about knitting a 12 foot-long scarf with stripes in varying widths of seven different colors?" and the answers you'd most likely get are "Takes too long" or "Too many color changes" or "Too many stitches" or "Arthritis". But they'd all be wrong!
The hardest part about knitting this blessed Doctor Who scarf is finding the yarn! Yes, the yarn. Understand that this pattern is from about 20 years ago and colors have since been discontinued. Directions call for the scarf to be striped purple, camel, rust, grey, bronze, mustard, and greenish-brown. Sounds straightforward enough, but there's more. It needs to be wool or a wool blend. And it needs to be bulky or chunky weight. Ok, all the criteria are there. Until you begin to shop...
I started my yarn search online, and found that no company is currently offering those colors in that weight in wool or wool blend. But, there are two that have colors that are close enough to get by. Great! I jotted down a list for each brand and John drove me around to craft stores. (What a guy!) Stop 1: A.C. Moore. They had one color of my first choice, two colors of my second. Didn't buy any and headed on down the road. Stop 2: Michael's Arts & Crafts. They had 3 colors of my second choice, but five of my first. Great! I bought the five and figured I'd find the last two - purple & gray - a little further south. Stop 3: Jo-Ann Fabrics. They had exactly one aisle of yarn, and most of it was crap. NOT ONE color of either brand! I headed home to Stop 4: e-Bay. Here I found both purple and gray, and from the same seller no less! I clicked "Buy It Now", and with that, my yarn shopping was finally complete.
Time to start knitting! But wait, the first color in the pattern is purple... And I'd just ordered the purple... No matter, I'll work from the bottom up! And so I did. I cast-on my 60 stitches followed by 16 rows of mustard. Then switched colors and did 10 rows of rust.

The next stripe is 32 rows of gray. Gray has not yet arrived... I am stalled... All the oomph is going out of me... I'm beginning to fade...
But wait, I've got an idea! I'll start a new scarf!


Isn't that what people do? They just keep knitting, no matter what, no matter who for, just keep knitting at all costs?!?
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No, I'm not getting obsessed...
Anyone want a scarf???